Cement Grumpy Moai Easter Island statue - 6" tall

This Easter Island statue was inspired by the movie "Night at the Museum" in the scene, "Dum Dum Gum Gum"? (Quick YouTube search if you need a laugh)  Bring that same sassy ancient energy straight to your space with this handcrafted, solid cement 6-inch Grumpy Moai Statue. This pint-sized powerhouse packs a punch of personality—bold, brooding, and unapologetically fierce.

• Iconic Design Meets Modern Grit: Crafted from high-quality, solid cements with a weather-resistant finish, it's built to withstand the elements for decades. Whether guarding your garden bed, lurking mysteriously in a flower pot, or silently judging from your desk, this Moai adds instant intrigue.

A Must for Moai enthusiasts

Also comes in a 10 inch version.

Three paint finish variations:

• Gray and white - Looks like weathered stone

• Brown and bronzy - Looks realistic to the volcanic basalt 'tuff' they made them out of

• Raw unpainted - Raw cement you can paint or dirty it up and let weather naturally

Dimensions and Weight:

• Size: 6 inches tall

• Weight - 1.5 lbs

Key Features:

• Hand-Crafted original mold: We leverage digital CAD sculpting, 3D printing and 3D scanning along with traditional rubber latex methods to engineer our molds. Our unique method for making molds produces statues that are one-of-a-kind with never seen before detail.

• Hand casted in small batches: Every statue is cast in small batches with our special blend of five ingredients to get never before seen detail.

• Hand Painted: Each statue starts out with a cement bonding primer. Then a base coat of UV resistant exterior latex paint, then colorful acrylics and finally coated with a clear sealer. Outdoor ready.

• Extreme Detail and strength: Thanks to our curated cement blend of cements and additives we get resin like detail in the features. This material is twice as strong as typical cement. You get the detail of a resin statue but the classic and traditional cement. Remarkable surface quality.

• Durable for generations: Built to last 100 years.

• Made in the USA: Our backyard Moai incubator in Nashville, TN.

Materials:

• High-quality CSA RapidSet cements with our special blend of additives for extra strength and detail. We do not use traditional and cheaper Portland cements like most garden statues are made of that lack the detail, strength and surface quality.

• Non-fading outdoor paints and sealants.

Care Instructions:

• Weatherproof for year-round outdoor use.

Shipping and Packaging:

• Typically Ships within 4-6 days from my backyard workshop in Nashville TN.

• Carefully packaged in bubble wrap and a sturdy box to ensure safe arrival.

• US shipping: $6 .

Policies and FAQs:

• Returns: If it arrives with shipping damage we will ship a replacement for no charge.

• Satisfaction guaranteed: Or your money back